Among
the big upholders of the justice of this world, one finds Superman,
the Pope, Batman, or still Wonder Woman to quote only those there.
Lowering batard of this family of more or less masked avengers,
thee MYSTERIOUS ASTHMATIC AVENGER has for mission
to save the world of the moral order, the Cartesianism and the precarious
and mental balance which characterizes the human race.
Endowed well
on great unlimited powers, it is with a devilish precision,
that he massacres and simplifies for you the big classical authors
of Rock'n Roll, country music, traditionnal Yodelin and making them
accessible to all. Masked, wearing an antigravity cap, armed with
his marvelous Haze, the enchanted guitar, Thee Mysterious asthmatic
avenger composes his own music and makes the crowds jodel
while he appears on stage ! When he is happy, he does "live
cooking" during his shows and his favorites are saussages
(knack style) with Sauerkraut.
His idols are
Hasil Adkins, Jack Starr, and
Franzl Lang. But many others inspired him as Jimmie
Rogers, Gene Autry, Robert Johnson, Roy Rogers, The Cramps, and
Son House. But those people are way to serious for us now. Let's
concentrate on the mission. And the story Goes on :
So the avenging
minstrell goes away on the roads and meets on a crossroads during
a night of thunderstorm : ZARGHLA, the god made
from French stinking cheese. It is only after that revelation that
thee Mysterious becomes the first apostle of the Big Milky, and
will go to preach the good, serving disorder, preaching for a new
religion : the ZARGHLISM made out of Primitive
rites used in the celebration of this cult like trow of
Knacky sausages (or of Strasbourg and possibly
Frankfort), Tyrolean yodel, and cheese immolation.
When Thee Mysterious
Asthmatic Avenger sings Zarghla's praises, with his guitar,
the kitchen cymbals and the rhythmic suitcase, the country-folk-psychiatric
music flies away in the limits of the accoustic-core musical experiments,
for the biggest happiness of the heavenly Camembert which looks
at him from the sky................ .I have to say that all this
started in 1993 and it's already too much !
Certain little
reliable persons assert having seen our mystic poet,
Thee Mysterious astmatic avenger playing the guitar with groups
such as Mini cooper gang or Vibrafingers.
Can one bring some credit to these noises spread from kitchen
to latrines?
Festivals, concerts, animations, birthday parties, Thee Mysterious
asthmatic avenger will not stop right there ! However within the
most prestigious, one can quote " battle of the one man band
" with Lightening beat-man in 96 through Europe, the other
European tour in september 2000 with the Watzloves
and Reverend Beatman, or still the Festival Aucard
of Tours, and Beach Party of the Hiero association....
Let us note
dear reader, that the apostles of Zarghlisme were formerly more
numerous.Their names are still remaining in history : Portugese
Jo, the Double bucket player, Red Wildman,
the drummer, Clarence Abercombie, the biograph
and singing poet, Sweet Nono, the vocalist, Steph
from the fields, Harmonica player, Bayou Boy,
another drummer.... and maybe we forget. Sorry. They were too much..
All praying
with the MAA together to convert the crowds. Regrettably a somber
history of lysteriose reduced the rows of the admirers
of Zarghla. Thee Mysterious asthmatic avenger is the last one of
the last officiating priests of the zarghlique
cult such as formed in the big tradition. Disgusting.
After those
magical times, fed up of ridding alone in the wild prairie, the
MAA (as he uses to call himself) fall in love with a beautifful
creature of god, Miss Pneumonia Hortense Blutchinson.
This is the beginning of a new and terrific story because they couldn't
have any child. Only after a few years mariage, thee MAA discovered
that "She" was in fact "He". Miss Hortense was
a man.
Now, alone with
his portable drum kit, his banjo and guitars, he is still not retired.
He even plan to invade your world. Zarghlism is nicht dead ! Listen
my friends, listen... The digital 5.1 world will
soon have an end.
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