1. A cheese is cheese is a cheese is a cheese
2. Zarghla is your god and you can't live without smelling him
3. All the jokes you can do with his name are welcome to him
4. Watch your emmental sickness and stay mad
5. Never eat cheese past midnight
6. Pray oftens drunken
7. Wine is our friend and beer is the friend of my friend so it's my friend
8. Bread, cheese, wine, is soul, brain, and belly
9. Watch for cows, and if you see a violet one, stop drinking, you're in Switzerland.
10. Follow the rules motherfucker !
Hello little human being ! Don't you believe in
the power of Zarghla ? Zarghla in the Big CAMEMBERT!
the real king and god of the cheese. Zarghla is our God and Thee Mysterious
Asthmatic Avenger is his Prophet and priest !
Never forget the rules of our religion ! The Maa went to seek them from Zarghla's own sticky hands on a full moon night in 1994, on a place called LAC DE TOURS. His very first disciples were already there. Shall i name them ? Hairy Riton, Bald Arty Spaghetti, Psychout de St Cyr, Rico tchin-tchin, Psychotic Clarence-Marmaduke Abercombie, Rodolphe Crepeman ( crepes made him mad in 1995) and many others : it was zarghla's old and "first garde".
If you want to hear some Zarghlaspell (can't say gospel) there are some on the Maa's recordings. See in particular Zarghla king of the Cheese, I walked with Zargla, Asthmatic Surf on Cheese.